Rat King - Santa Hipocresía (2021)

 

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I remember as a kid hanging out with my uncle on cold snowy days, sorting through his old cassette tapes for the ugliest cover I could find. Once I found it, that was the tape I would listen to all day. As soon as I saw the Santa Hipocresía cover it brought back some of those memories. After a single listen I immediately had to purchase a copy, and what do you know? The EP comes in a fucking  Cassette Tape format. Slide over there and check them out. The tapes are moderately priced as well. Totes worth a couple of bucks for those oh so warm nostalgia feels. 

Santa Hipocresía

Agoraphobic Nosebleed - Frozen Corpse Stuffed with Dope (2002)

 

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There is absolutely nothing I can write about these dudes, to make this record appealing to anyone. It's 34 minutes of complete batshit crazy nonsense. This record came out when I was a teenager and made it's way through my cicrle until it landed in my stero in my bedroom at like 8 pm on a random school night. All I could do was laugh at how brutal and stupid it all sounded to me. Fastforward 20 years later and I can't help but chuckle when I press play. 

Frozen Corpse Stuffed with Dope

Asenion - Darwin Among the Machines (2020)

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The epic crunchiness of Death Metal and the story driven extended passages of Progressive Rock, neatly wrapped in 42 minutes of pure genius. I normally don't score, by any means, but this is 5 out of 5, for sure. 

Darwin Among the Machines

Cattle Decapitation - Death Atlas (2019)

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This was definitely the best extreme album of 2019. There was a bit of truth behind this album I'm sure the band didn't recognize at the time of recording. Their music brought back the plague, and the video was a slap right in our fat American faces. Seriously. Toilet paper and bullets? Oh how the mighty have fallen. I hope you're keeping your hiney clean while spinning this banger.

Death Atlas